So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
