I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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