His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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