I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
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I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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