is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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