Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
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captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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