I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
It's just like the Real World with babies
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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