god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
