Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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