when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
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