I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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