I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize