I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
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I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
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This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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