Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He better not be in your backpack
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
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