Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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