If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
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I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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