you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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