i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Ladies don't puke and tell
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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