do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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