i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
