You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
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