Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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