my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
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watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
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I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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