Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
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I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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