So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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