Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
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just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
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What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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