If i come over, it means nothing
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
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He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
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Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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