So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
