Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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