where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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