you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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God, you're like boner-b-gone
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
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Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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