what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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