Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
someone owes me an orgasm
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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