Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
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I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
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Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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