I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
