just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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