he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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