Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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