i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
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i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
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Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult