You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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