the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
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The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
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Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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