do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Randomize
