On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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