I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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