"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
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Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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