Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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