i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
it wasn't lemon gatorade
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
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I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
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Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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