i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
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Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
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She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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