Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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