I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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I need you to use more vowels.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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