I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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