is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
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DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
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I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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