its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
i think my cat just said my name.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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