Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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