found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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