The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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